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Have you ever found yourself watching General Hospital and thinking, “Man, that Britt doesn’t know how lucky she is, getting to get all cuddly-like with Jason”? Or Sam doesn’t know, or Elizabeth doesn’t know, or Carly or Courtney or whoever doesn’t know… You get the idea. If you’ve ever envied one of the love interests who got Stone Cold piping hot, you can stop — because you could do it next. How? By turning your man into a replica of Port Charles’ beefiest hitman. It’s surprisingly easy, too.

Step One

First, your fella is gonna need to develop a taste for black T-shirts. As in, such a taste for them that you can pretty much throw out every other kind of shirt he has ever owned. Henceforth, he will wear black Ts and only black Ts. And always a size or two too small. You can pick some up via the link below and, if needed, shrink them in the wash:

Step Two

So remember how we were just saying that your significant other’s T-shirts are gonna be not only black but form-fittingly tight? Well, they are. That’s why you might also want to get him a dumbbell. Maybe even two. Because an XXS black T-shirt that isn’t bursting at the seams with muscles is just an XXS black T-shirt that is screaming to be recast with an XL. Check out the basic bicep builder below:

Last but not least, your mister will need “the Jason ’do,” a hairstyle that has gone largely unchanged since that fateful car accident in the 1990s turned him from mild-mannered Jason Quartermaine into stoic Mob flunky Jason Morgan. The below one ought to do the trick (and it comes with a goatee and beard that we can’t see Jason adding to his look):

Bonus Step

We know, we know. You’re thinking, “But what about Jason’s trademark blue eyes?” You’re gonna have to use your imagination on that one if you happen to have a brown-eyed honey. Besides, how will you even know color his eyes are when they’re shut because you’re getting all kissy-faced?